[Kip]

@Contact Tower came to me to see if there was a way we could make the Most Interesting Motorcycle in the World thread here, well... more interesting! :greedy:

Together we are each donating a $100 gift certificate for use during the fill in the blanks contest. That means, the winner takes home $200 for shopping at our online store on any parts, accessories, or Slingshot credit.
As a reminder, we do have the 2015 Slingshot Parts, Accessories, and Apparel Catalog online as well, meaning you can get that dust cover you've had your eyes on now!

Just post your best answer below. (Oh, and don't get banned!)

One entry per forum member, and the most likes wins!
You have one week to submit an entry and the drawing will close on Friday, October 10 at 5:00 PM CST. The gift card has no expiration date either.

ANY SUBMISSION BEGINS NOW. That means @MrWinn & @BKL have another chance to submit an entry if they like!

Let's see what you've got, Slingshot Forums!

 

[MrWinn]

I Don't always beat Chuck Norris Arm Wrestling.​

But when I do,
It's while i'm frying the tire on my Slingshot...​

 

[WithoutHope]

I don't always wear adult diapers

But when I dodo because I don't want to get out of my slingshot, I choose Depends.


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[blackthumb]

I don't always match lamborghinis, ferraris, lotuses, aston-martins and maseratis in a 0-60 run...
But when I do, it's in my $20,000 slingshot!

 

[Mike Mtl]

I DON'T ALWAYS FART IN
MY SLINGSHOT

BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS
TWO SECONDS BEFORE
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS BESIDE IT
Stay smelly my friends​

 

[slingshotjohn]

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE FLYING
BUT WHEN I DO , IT'S BECAUSE
I HAVE A SLINGSHOT.
FLY SAVE MY FRIENDS

 

[CAP~ROB]

I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE Em

BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ONLY A SLINGSHOT AWAY :finger:
Buckle up my friends

 

[SAINT SS]

I don't always downshift while passing in my Slingshot, but when I do I'm next to a Prius so the driver can hear me killing the environment. Stick with Petroleum my friend.

 

[jdskycaster]

I don't always take my brother along in my Slingshot......
But when I do we dress exactly alike, he must ride shotgun and take the ugly friend.....

 

[Ezra Powell]

I don't always repaint my slingshot
but when I do, I do it with style.

 

[Brent]

@Contact Tower came to me to see if there was a way we could make the Most Interesting Motorcycle in the World thread here, well... more interesting! :greedy:

Together we are each donating a $100 gift certificate for use during the fill in the blanks contest. That means, the winner takes home $200 for shopping at our online store on any parts, accessories, or Slingshot credit.
As a reminder, we do have the 2015 Slingshot Parts, Accessories, and Apparel Catalog online as well, meaning you can get that dust cover you've had your eyes on now!

Just post your best answer below. (Oh, and don't get banned!)

One entry per forum member, and the most likes wins!
You have one week to submit an entry and the drawing will close on Friday, October 10 at 5:00 PM CST. The gift card has no expiration date either.

ANY SUBMISSION BEGINS NOW. That means @MrWinn & @BKL have another chance to submit an entry if they like!

Let's see what you've got, Slingshot Forums!

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I don't always use common sense, but when I do I buy a slingshot.

 

[arizonapaul]

I don't always compare riding motorcycles to riding hookers,
But when I do, I'd much rather pound hard on a Slingshot then them!!!

 

[heffa]

I don't always get admiring glances from the ladies when I ride.....

But when I do, it's when I'm in my Slingshot.

 

[MrWinn]

I DON'T ALWAYS FART IN
MY SLINGSHOT

BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS
TWO SECONDS BEFORE
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS BESIDE IT
Stay smelly my friends​

FUNNY!

 

[Mike Mtl]

FUNNY!

Thank you MrWinn I really appreciate it

In a different note, I truly don't like my mother-in-law, so it's quite easy for me to find ways of moving her away from my "pissing territory". Sometimes I bark when she gets too close (I bark like a Chihuahua so it's more annoying). Just try to picture it in your head LOL

 

[NightFlyer]

I don't always grin when I'm driving
But when I do, it's because I'm riding my Slingshot
Stay happy my friend

 

[TravAZ]

I don't always call my dealer three times a week,
but when I do, it is because I want my Slingshot now!

Give us an update my friend...

.

 

[Brian]

I don't always have a wet dream
but when I do
It's about taking deliver of my SlingShot!

 

[ParticleMan]

I don't always make trivial comments in the Slingshot forum,
but when I do it is because I would really like to win $200 in Slingshot Goodies!

Please vote for me my friends

 

[Kip]

I don't always make trivial comments in the Slingshot forum,
but when I do it is because I would really like to win $200 in Slingshot Goodies!

At least he's honest!