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Slingshot's only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.

Slingshot's curves never sag.

Slingshot's last longer.

Slingshot's don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Slingshot any time of the month.

Slingshot's don't have parents.

Slingshot's don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Slingshot with your friends.

If your Slingshot makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new belt for your Slingshot when the old one is really worn.

If your Slingshot smokes, you can do something about it.

Slingshot's don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Slingshot both arrive at the same time.

Slingshot's don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Slingshot's don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

If your Slingshot goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Slingshot is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Slingshot is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Slingshot is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Slingshot.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Slingshot.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Slingshot.

You don't have to convince your Slingshot that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Slingshot, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Slingshot as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Slingshot after you dump it.

Slingshot's always feel like going for a ride.

Slingshot's don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Your Slingshot never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Slingshot don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Slingshot.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Slingshot.

If your Slingshot doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Slingshot you don't know very well.
 

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Then there are the areas where it is like a woman:
It gets you hot and you can't do much about it
It's a tease..looks faster than it is
Overdressed
Large soft seat (J-Lo option)
You never know how it's going to react (rev issue)
We keep spending money on it with no end in sight
They both take you for a ride
 
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