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This morning at about 7am a large Doe decided she wanted to find out if Slingshots have made it to our showroom yet. We had a few staff members here at the time, luckily no one was hurt. Just as the local Police arrived the deer made her exit and was last seen running down m-19. Although their was blood all over the place, we were very lucky to have minimal damage and no hurt staff or customers.










 

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The joys of being surrounded by nature!

Hopefully you are able to take a look at the madness on the security camera. I bet the poor deer was crazy confused and scared. What a mess!

Does insurance cover you if you are mauled by a deer at work?!? :nailbiting:
 

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Whoa! I guess everything with a beating heart is dying to get a ride in the SS :eek:
I would like to think our deals are just that good... ;)
 

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Crazy thing is that it followed our blue walking paths and didn't touch any units or clothing... it walked right past or huge snowmobile clothing display we just set up, with all the blood it would have been a disaster if it got into it.

 

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bet it was Polaris dressed in a deer suite to make sure your display was up!
The investigation is still ongoing to find out who the deer works for...
 

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Crazy thing is that it followed our blue walking paths and didn't touch any units or clothing... it walked right past or huge snowmobile clothing display we just set up, with all the blood it would have been a disaster if it got into it.

Comming soon to theaters...

"The Blue Mile" - dead deer walking... there's a dead deer walking here!

Starring Jane Doe as the Slingshot crazed customer who unleashed a sh&t storm inside a well respected Polaris dealership in Richmond, Michigan.
 

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Ya apparently the Slingshots are to die for
lol like 6 police showed up and entered the building guns drawn like it was a hostage situation... just as they get over the the parts counter deer says ive had enough of this and runs over the the bay door making a perfect jump through a small pane of glass.
 

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One of our office girls went to count down the till early this morning, opened the door behind the parts counter and the deer was just standing there looking at her. no one was in the showroom at the time so no one heard it come in.
 

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lol like 6 police showed up and entered the building guns drawn like it was a hostage situation... just as they get over the the parts counter deer says ive had enough of this and runs over the the bay door making a perfect jump through a small pane of glass.
Chris,
That's friggin' hilarious. Six officers with guns drawn and not one of them got a shot off? Man, if that was LA or Chicago that deer would have been dropped! :)
 
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