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Iv don t understand te ethics of Many Slingshot owners. Some people are begging for certain parts that are hard to find !!! When someone one pull a rabbit out of as hat, the parts seekers, duo not have the courtesy of responding to the person who came up with the part. Pretty ungrateful if I so say so !!!
 

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Iv don t understand te ethics of Many Slingshot owners. Some people are begging for certain parts that are hard to find !!! When someone one pull a rabbit out of as hat, the parts seekers, duo not have the courtesy of responding to the person who came up with the part. Pretty ungrateful if I so say so !!!
Some are just hunting of a 'almost of nothing' deal. One of the problems is shipping costs. I'm in Northern Indiana and a friend had wheels and tires that I could use...If I had not been going to Florida for a little warm last January I would not have gotten them. But I was going to be within 30 minutes of his home so it was a great deal.
 

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Some are just hunting of a 'almost of nothing' deal. One of the problems is shipping costs. I'm in Northern Indiana and a friend had wheels and tires that I could use...If I had not been going to Florida for a little warm last January I would not have gotten them. But I was going to be within 30 minutes of his home so it was a great deal.
There are creative shipping alternatives. My wheel will ship for $100. I am not asking
anywhere near the $650 a wheel someone else is asking.
 

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Iv don t understand te ethics of Many Slingshot owners. Some people are begging for certain parts that are hard to find !!! When someone one pull a rabbit out of as hat, the parts seekers, duo not have the courtesy of responding to the person who came up with the part. Pretty ungrateful if I so say so !!!

I'm not sure I understand your post. No one here is begging for anything.
 

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Got these from a former co-worker.

Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.
His assistant walked up to him and said,

'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?'
The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.


As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door'


He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires..



Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

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A senior citizen
said to his eighty-year old buddy:

'So I hear you're getting married?'

'Yep!'
'Do I know her?
'Nope!'

'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'
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Three old guys
are out walking.

First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
' Twelve thirty..'
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
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One more. . ..!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis'
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