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Discussion Starter · #266 ·
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger chic (about 30) at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, "No, no, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.

The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,

"By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
"Sir...There's no money in that account!!"

''I know," said the old man...
"But let me tell you about my weekend!!"

Not All Seniors Are Senile...


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Discussion Starter · #268 ·
Covid-19 travel restrictions have nearly bankrupted all of the major airlines. Here is how to save them without a government bailout:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because
of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Radical Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't
Trump, Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Bill Clinton
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