[Cameron Roberts]

Like this!

 

[Contact Tower]

By any chance did I explain the "pleasure spot" to you yet?:happy:

 

[Cameron Roberts]

No, please do.

 

[Tango]

Uh... am I interrupting something here?

 

[Tango]

Like this! View attachment 681

There isn't a blue dress to go along with this is there?

 

[Cameron Roberts]

I'm pretty sure he's talking about that other thread.

 

[Contact Tower]

I'm pretty sure he's talking about that other thread.

Nope, definitely the blue dress....

 

[Cameron Roberts]

Alright fine ! I'll put it on.

 

[Contact Tower]

Alright fine ! I'll put it on.

OMGosh!! My belly hurts after that one!!!

 

[Cameron Roberts]

If I post of pictures by god you'll have to live with it. You guys couldn't handle my post on the camel toe comment.

 

[Tango]

Cigars, blue dress with white stains, and camel toe... hmmm... I am not sure I like where this is going but strangely I can't look away.

 

[Cameron Roberts]

Every thread I start lands in freaking never land. Whatever I'm fine with being comic relief.

 

[Contact Tower]

Sorry, it is my fault, I drove this car right into the ditch!
I am all for backing it out before I get us banned.

So anyways....Dam fine Cigar you got there!

 

[Cameron Roberts]

I've got about a third of it left. It's still very good. Very open so you have to smoke it slowly. Nice light coffee and chocolate taste to it. Are you bored yet?

 

[Contact Tower]

Nope, life has some great moments, and a good cigar is one of them!

 

[Centhron]

 

[sloride]

Alright fine ! I'll put it on.

I just spit coffee all over my screen...CR, you are too funny

I look forward to some beers with you at a SS rally and I still want to hear about how you flipped the car off the bridge.

 

[sloride]

back to your original thread. How are you handling the waiting??? I am my usual calm, collected self, jus chilling and patiently waiting

 

[Cameron Roberts]

I just spit coffee all over my screen...CR, you are too funny

I look forward to some beers with you at a SS rally and I still want to hear about how you flipped the car off the bridge.

Always happy to spread a little joy around. The car I flipped off the bridge was my very first "badass" ride. It was a 1997 Hyundai tiburon. It was all hooked up with blue ground effects circa 199furious, cold air intake, and mirrored windows. Between the obnoxious base heavy sound and the mirrored windows I pretty much felt like a god. Of course any time you come that close to divinity you should usually expect a bitch slap from on high. Mine was delivered in the form of a handful of gravel on the right hand side of a twisty back woods road on my way to open Ruby Tuesday for the lunch shift. I lost traction, spun out, couldn't recover so I just hung on for the ride. I plowed straight through the scrubby trees that were playing the role of guard rail. Nose first and surprisingly quiet my blue tiburon floated right off the edge to land upside down in water. Air bags deployed, seatbelt did it's job. Luckily the back end of the car was in fairly shallow water. Another stroke of luck the power windows still worked. After unbuckling I fell to the ceiling before scrambling out the window.

 

[fixmytoysCHRIS]

Staring at the 100 different places in my showroom where I could set up the Slingshot display and changing my mind daily about it...