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“Old” is when…

…your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
…your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re
barefoot.
…a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage
door nearest your car.
…you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
…going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
…you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t
have to go along.
…when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
…when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
police.
…”getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.
…”getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
… an “all nighter” means not getting up to pee!
... It's Oct 15th your neighbor comes over as you are in the garage and asks " I thought you bought a Sling Shot?"
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to
every man. Isn’t that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
 

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“Old” is when…

…your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
…your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re
barefoot.
…a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage
door nearest your car.
…you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
…going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
…you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t
have to go along.
…when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
…when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
police.
…”getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.
…”getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
… an “all nighter” means not getting up to pee!
... It's Oct 15th your neighbor comes over as you are in the garage and asks " I thought you bought a Sling Shot?"
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to
every man. Isn’t that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
Or when you ask your doctor for a Viagra prescription and he wants to know about your sex life. You reply that you have sex almost every day. Almost had sex Monday, almost had sex Tuesday, almost had sex............
 

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Old being younger in mind and head.
Well young fella what'll be.
4/8/12. Whats that doc,.
This little blue thing called heavenly bliss.
How's she work doc. Well wife said
please stop, but honey I'm just getting warmed up. It's only morning and daylights a burning.
Oh god.
So what'll she be, well doc better go with the 12. You see doc I live in a retirement community and it's potluck night.;):):D:writing::cigar::cool:
 
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