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  1. DKF Texas

    DKF Texas Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    I really don't like the way my double nuts look!


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    I put my 2 nuts in the glove box and I am going to leave them there until I really feel the need to touch them.

    Living the locked single nut life for a while longer! ;)
     
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    What do you call an Indian with 2 nuts? A Buck.
    What do you call an Indian with 3 nuts? A Buck and a Half.
    What do you call an Indian with no Nuts? A Squaw!

    Sorry. Inappropriate. My Bad. Please Delete.
     
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    I'm going to make/find a nut cap that discretely hides my nuts.

    If I succeed, I will hook you up and you too, can hide your nuts.
     
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    Thank you for the giggles! My mama was a proud Seminole Indian and definitely would have laughed too!


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    Please! I can't keep looking at my nuts like this!!!


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    LOL. This thread is soooooooo close to the precipice of going sideways it's frightening on the level of Kellyanne Conway.

    Don't do something crazy like cut your nuts off. They may be ugly but without them your SS will not function correctly.

    You could try to replace your nuts with prettier nuts, but that would probably lead to a rigidity and performance issue.Your SS would not be the same and quite frankly may never be the same after you take that drastic step.

    Just learn to love your nuts. They may not be the most beautiful things on earth, but if they are performing well they deserve to stay.
     
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    I'm trying to embrace them...it's just hard to love them the same as when I had only 1 nut...it was clean and had its own protective case. I never worried when I was jacking it up, my Sling that is. The protective outer shell was attractive and made me feel safe....I just don't know if I can ever accept the theory that 2 nuts are better than 1....:(


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    Ask any man if two nuts are better than one and I can assure you 100% of the people, I mean SS owners, will say yes. It's a sensitive subject and will make even the most hardcore badass dude quiver at the thought of only having one nut.
     
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    So you are scared of a single nut....hahaha!


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    If you give a man two nuts that only had one, he will be happy. If you take one nut away from a man that has always had two, he will be sad.

    It's sort of like "Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for life" but on a more primal and mechanical basis. LOL
     
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    I painted my nuts red to match my SS. Probably wouldn't recommend that to you guys with a blue SS.
     
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